Why Mommy Is a Democrat by Jeremy Zilber “depicts the Democratic principles of fairness, tolerance, peace, and concern for the well-being of others” in “plain and nonjudgmental [of course] language.” You know, just in case your kids happen to attend some theocon backwater school where the condom training doesn’t start until, say, sixth grade.
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A highlight? “Democrats make sure we all share our toys, just like Mommy does.” A little too honest for its own good, perhaps?
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I do wonder, though, how one would adapt some of the thornier issues of liberalism for a children’s book:
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Abortion – “Mommy, where’s my little brother that was in your tummy?”
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Wealth redistribution – “But I made the lemonade stand all by myself! Why does he get the money?”
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Affirmative action – “Timmy, you just won’t be able to do as well as your white friends in school.”
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A highlight? “Democrats make sure we all share our toys, just like Mommy does.” A little too honest for its own good, perhaps?
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I do wonder, though, how one would adapt some of the thornier issues of liberalism for a children’s book:
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Abortion – “Mommy, where’s my little brother that was in your tummy?”
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Wealth redistribution – “But I made the lemonade stand all by myself! Why does he get the money?”
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Affirmative action – “Timmy, you just won’t be able to do as well as your white friends in school.”
